GUUHHH I can't tale this anymore
everywhere
EVERYWHERE I see adds for this sorry excuse for literature.
stephanie meyer, please, PLEASE, shoot yourself

There are so many discrepancies I don't even know where to start.
Let us talk science.

*ahem* we all know from health class ( sorry if I'm ruining this for you) that sperm need HEAT to survive.Thus the reason why men have BALLS. Vampires, being DEAD, do not circulate blood, ergo, sperm die, ERGO, nobody's getting knocked up by a vampire. THE END. SORRY.

second, as far as chromosomes are concerned, I'm pretty sure if you have multiple chromosomes it doesn't make you a werewolf, I'm pretty sure that means you have DOWN SYNDROME. If you have less than 46 chromosomes you are not a sparkling vampire, CONGRATULATIONS you have turner's syndrome, except, HAHA, this only occurs in females, males die at birth. (if you have an extra 18th chromosome, the irony is you have a syndrome called Edward's syndrome LMAO)
(if I have vampires and werewolves backwards, it's cool right? who really cares)

and pedophilia's cool, right?


AM I RIGHT y/y?

this also proves that I read eclipse *sob*
oh god why

I SHOULD CLARIFY
I realize that this is a fictional story and that anything can really happen, it's more of Stephenie Meyer trying to justify her characters with her lack of logic